Welcome To Rock Bottom

For anyone who's fortunate enough to have a pretty nice life, yet manages to do everything humanly possible to run themselves into the ground, constantly waking up a pile of human degradation. Attempts at self improvement prove futile, and day in and day out you become an increasingly distorted and rotten reflection of all the promise that once was.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Enough Is Enough, And It Is Time For A Chance

Blessed are the words of the immortal Owen Hart.


Anyway, to quote the infamous mumbler and slurrer of words, these times they are a changin'.
It's time to rebrand, get our fix on and come our swinging. We will take this space, these words and put it towards making bank, driving range rovers and getting face time.




Best,
/V\@TT

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Madmosa Podcast Is On Vacation

I (Sawyer) am on vacation this week and out of lovely Bedford Stuyvesant for awhile, so there's no podcast this week. I was going to have Steve just lock himself in the bathroom and talk to the walls until he went crazy, but apparently he has a job or something to go to during the day. Who knew.

Be back next week, so step away from that ledge, live is still worth living, for at least another week.

In the meantime, check out the Buncocky Podcast. It's pretty similar to Madmosa, but it's better. It pains me to admit that, but it's true. Ah, life.

Search "Buncocky" in iTunes, then subscribe.
Buncocky Myspace
Dumpin' Dumpin' (quasi home for Buncocky, amongst other things.)
buncocky@gmail.com

Thanks.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Madmosa Podcast Episode #7 UP NOW!

Episode 7: "You're A Star!"

Steve, Sawyer and Matt on the casting couch: where we'd insert ourselves (insert! ha!) in film history.

Matt Doktor returns again, making his record breaking THIRD guest appearance. We dig back into the hats of mystery for a few more questions, and play producer and casting agent in picking our favorite movies and how we'd play our role of choice. We also revist "What's Your Fucking Problem, That Movie Fucking Sucks", root around in the dirt for our lowest lows of the week, and weigh the realities of being trapped in the bathroom together for a very long time.

search "Madmosa Podcast" in the iTunes store, subscribe, comment, bone bone bone

http://www.mevio.com/shows/?mode=detail&episode_id=113050 (this episode)
http://www.mevio.com/showguide/?key_id=17782&feed_type=pdn(all the episodes)

Friday, May 16, 2008

Madmosa Podcast Episode #6 Up Now!

Episode #6: "Hello, Barbaro" (or) Madmosa's Millions: the quickest way to liquidate a fortune with no remaining assets.

In this week's episode, Sawyer and Steve break down a (quasi) real life version of Brewster's Millions, discuss the ups and downs of frenching a mummified Paul Newman, Steve's near miss at a career as a sportsbook oddsmaker, and delve into our lowest low of the past week. Matt Doktor joins the party for most of the episode, most notably when he divulges a moment from his past as an amateur actor where he kissed a black white guys penis nailed to a garage door. Gooooodnight!

search the iTunes store for "Madmosa Podcast", subscribe, comment, belittle, harass, indulge, solicit, whatever you may do, but leave feedback.
or the page on the podcast hosting site: http://www.mevio.com/shows/?mode=detail&episode_id=112604


Thanks

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Madmosa Podcast Episode #5 Up Now!

Episode #5: "Amyl Nitrate, M'lady?"

Babes throughout the ages and the bizarre urges of the Id are examined in this episode.

We revisit our travels through time, focusing now on which babes we'd try to pull in various historical eras, as well as the fallback plans for when said attempts at kicking it inevitably fail. We also put the daily urges our each of our Id's under the microscope, and return to "questions in a hat" and "lowest low of the week." And in the usual meandering we hit on OJ Simpson's tax status, pregnancy scares, getting hit by a car, and a plethora of what can be referred to only in the loosest sense as "topics."

Search "madmosa podcast" in the iTunes store, subscribe, leave comments, etc etc.
or
http://www.mevio.com/shows/?mode=detail&episode_id=111591

Thanks

Friday, May 2, 2008

Orenthal James Man of the Week

I originally meant to do this once a week, but have fallen off recently because I hate everyone slash thing. I would apologize, but I'm pretty sure only 3 people read this and only one person cares. Anywhoooooooo......

First Place: Peter Nguyen


If you're not familiar with his work, please read his three earth-shattering essays. Not only did he shed light on Walt Whitman's Livejournal and double life as a pederast, he also made me realize how little I've accomplished. In all my years (18 seems right), I've never completed anything as ambitious and comprehensive as Peter Nguyen's scholastic endeavors. Kudos!

Second Place: This Guy

Not to ruin the link too much for you, but he tried to cash a check for $360,000,000,000 to start his own record label. Well, I guess I was kind of a "spoiler" or "cockblocker" there. I didn't mean to, but I'm really good at it. I'm especially exceptional at blocking my own cock, like sometimes I'll get this chub on and just start thinking about the Arizona Diamondbacks starting nine and I'll totally lose it, so I have to switch back to thinking about riding in a gondola with Audrey Tatou, both of us wearing matching white ensembles (me a suit, her a summer dress), sharing a bottle of Cab underneath an umbrella while the sun sets over the river Seine. Then I'm in heat.

Third Place: Roger Clemens

Congratulations, Roger. You shared some poon tang with a well-adjusted human being. Probably should have sprayed it for bugs first. Just a thought.