Orenthal Condemnation #1

After some thought I realized it was important to make note of the things that diminish, detract, and sully the Orenthal James Lifestyle as well as those which enhance it. The first in what will surely be a long list of things that bum us the fuck out is:

Diablo Cody.

On the off chance that you live under a rock, Diablo Cody is the chick who wrote Juno. She's also the antichrist. Thanks to that movie exploding and everyone thinking its so ammmaaaaaazzing, she now has like 3 different projects in the works. One of which is, and I quote, "Superbad for girls!" I can't think of a more offensive movie. That makes Triumph Of The Will sound like a lost episode of Blossom. Oh, and in case you didn't know, SHE USED TO BE A STRIPPER! How interesting and quirky is that! What makes it SO interesting is that she manages to mention it EVERY 10 FUCKING MINUTES. She embodies pretty much everything I hate about everything. Oh and in case you were wondering, that's not her real name. She felt the need to re-invent herself (apparently the publicity stunt stripper job wasn't enough) and so while she was driving through the Diablo canyon and listening to some sort of shitrock by someone named Cody, she put the two together and WHAMMO. And now she has an Oscar, which means short of an divine miracle of a schoolbus running her down, we'll probably have to deal with her for at least another year. Fuck her so hard. And not in the sexy way.