For anyone who's fortunate enough to have a pretty nice life, yet manages to do everything humanly possible to run themselves into the ground, constantly waking up a pile of human degradation. Attempts at self improvement prove futile, and day in and day out you become an increasingly distorted and rotten reflection of all the promise that once was.

Friday, March 21, 2008

She's The One That's Hookin'! I Didn't Even Get My Suck-Off!

mikedikkwst: i missed the last thing you said, if it was important
mikedikkwst: i ws actually yelling at a prostitute. it was awesome
Sent at 11:14 AM on Friday

divefeetfirst518: AWESOME. tell me about it

mikedikkwst: well she already had a room her for a couple days
and like when i came in yesterday people were complaining about the noise from her room
and then she called during the day yesterday to ask if we could got some people out of her room, BUT not tell them she asked to get them out of the room.
and my manager said the only way they could do that is by callling the cops and she said not to do that.
so today when i came in the fat night lady told me she was propositioning the construction dudes staying here and that she needed to be out today no matter what.
so she came down here at like 1030 asking if she could stay another day and i was just like no way.
and then she asked if i had a copy of the rules and regulations and i was like i dont know id have to ask someone and then she said shed get it when she checked out.
so it comes time to check out and she's like do you have the rules and regulations
and im like "we dont have anything like that. i think we have a rulebook or something."
and she was like "Can i see that"
and i was like "why do you want to see that??"
and she wouldnt tell me so i just had my manager deal with it
and he was just like you cant stay here we got too many complaints and she was like fine.
and then she was waiting in the lobby and a minute later she was like "its your fault anyway"
and i say "MY fault??" indicating she meant me and not the hotel before i started to yell at her
and she was like "yeah you're the ony who let them come in"
and i just went off on her
at one point i asked if they has a magical hotel key that let them come in her room, and i wiggled my fingers around to mime magical farie dust
Sent at 11:22 AM on Friday

divefeetfirst518:
hahaha wow. can i put that on the OJ blog

mikedikkwst: sure
Sent at 11:30 AM on Friday

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